- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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