How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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