What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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