Robin, get in the car!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

This is funny.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Where's my tractor?

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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