American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Miscarriages.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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