So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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