Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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