Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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vitamin c

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brittney griner

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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