- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

womans having rights.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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