- Anti Joke

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

my egg roll

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.