How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

i like it in the mouth

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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