Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Replacement Referees

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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