- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

a man walked into a bar....

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What can fly? Lots of things

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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