- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Sam Hengal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...