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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Know! Come in!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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