A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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* anti-punchline

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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