Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Bitch

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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