WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

i like it in the mouth

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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