What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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