A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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