- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

I am dyslexic

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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