- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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