Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

no really what are ur names?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The lion swallowed his pride.

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