- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

justin littleton being sucessful

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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