How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Logan's gay

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Asians

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Neither did she.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

SBB

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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