- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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