- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

My penis is big... not.

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