- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Pineapple.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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