- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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