You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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