- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What can fly? Lots of things

a man walked into a bar....

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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