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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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