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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

The adventures of Helen Keller:

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Pineapple.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

I like the color potato.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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