A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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