2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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