- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*