- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Dusters blow stuff.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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