- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

penis haha

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Microwave

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Sex

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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