How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Good job, son.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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