How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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I'm gay.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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