- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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