A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

boobs.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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