Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Bitch

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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