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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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