How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Joke

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Gay republicans

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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