- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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