- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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