- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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