whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Dwight Howard

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Elizabeth Warren

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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