- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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