- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

no pun intended

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Roses are red.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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