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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Your mom.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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