- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Nuneaton..

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

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