- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Long joke Your such a downey

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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