- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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