What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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