A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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