- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

whats the capital of congo famine

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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