- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

hey, my names mark.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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