Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

My children are mistakes

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

well use a tissue!

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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