What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

... Chan chan

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's two plus two? Window

What did death say to life? Go die

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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