How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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haha

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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y u no like me joke?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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