What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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