why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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TIMMY

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Anti Joke

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