- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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