- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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