Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Face...tastes like chicken!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Darude- Sandstorm

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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