- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

shut up kobe!

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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