How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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boys

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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A train poops its pants.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Anti Joke

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