"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What? Huh?

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Haha, I get it..

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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