knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

I like touching my boobs

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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