- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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