uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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