Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What do black people eat? Food.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Anti Joke

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