- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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