What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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epic win?

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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