Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Take wrong turns

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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you gay?

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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