If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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