- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

honest politician

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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