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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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