- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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