- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Womens rights.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what is the color of a burp burple

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Women's Rights

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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