- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Stop procrastinating.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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