Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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I <3 Hitler

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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