- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Your mom is so old she died

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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