Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Logan's gay

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

belly button

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

National security?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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