What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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