- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

were you expecting a joke

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Your mom

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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