- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

sky's sty

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.