- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."