What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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