Obama lin Baden.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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what is orange? an orange

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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