A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

women's rights

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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