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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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