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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Y u do dis?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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