My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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