- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What comes after 69? 70

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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