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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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