Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why? Why not?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Ian's mind Elevator music

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

don't just stand there

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Lindsay Lohan

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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